1 00:00:36,500 --> 00:00:38,968 Sometimes it's nice. 2 00:00:39,002 --> 00:00:40,269 Oh, a massage helmet! 3 00:00:40,304 --> 00:00:41,170 A stylish helmet 4 00:00:41,204 --> 00:00:42,338 That massages your head. 5 00:00:42,372 --> 00:00:43,739 That sounds fun, right? 6 00:00:44,274 --> 00:00:44,974 It could be. 7 00:00:45,008 --> 00:00:45,508 Oh, it should. 8 00:00:45,542 --> 00:00:46,442 No, it's awful. 9 00:00:46,476 --> 00:00:46,942 I hate helmets. 10 00:00:46,977 --> 00:00:47,710 That's not good of an idea. 11 00:00:47,744 --> 00:00:49,578 It's a bad thing. 12 00:00:50,580 --> 00:00:51,647 Why is she all... 13 00:00:51,682 --> 00:00:52,515 'Cause it's only three days 14 00:00:52,549 --> 00:00:53,983 Until Trina's birthweek. 15 00:00:54,017 --> 00:00:55,418 Her birthweek? 16 00:00:55,452 --> 00:00:56,652 You mean her birthday? 17 00:00:57,154 --> 00:00:57,820 You don't know my sister. 18 00:00:57,854 --> 00:00:58,654 She thinks one day 19 00:00:58,689 --> 00:00:59,655 Isn't enough celebration 20 00:00:59,690 --> 00:01:01,357 So she calls it her birthweek. 21 00:01:01,391 --> 00:01:02,024 Now if I don't get her 22 00:01:02,059 --> 00:01:02,558 An amazing present, 23 00:01:02,592 --> 00:01:03,359 I'm gonna have to listen to her 24 00:01:03,393 --> 00:01:03,926 Complain about it 25 00:01:03,960 --> 00:01:05,361 For the next six months. 26 00:01:05,395 --> 00:01:06,128 All right. 27 00:01:06,163 --> 00:01:07,029 Chill down. 28 00:01:07,064 --> 00:01:08,264 We'll help you through this. 29 00:01:08,298 --> 00:01:08,664 Totally. 30 00:01:09,266 --> 00:01:10,933 Okay. 31 00:01:10,967 --> 00:01:11,834 The perfect present 32 00:01:11,868 --> 00:01:13,269 For Trina. 33 00:01:13,303 --> 00:01:15,871 Something amazing. 34 00:01:15,906 --> 00:01:18,307 Just get the massage helmet. 35 00:01:18,342 --> 00:01:21,410 Oh, my ribs! 36 00:02:33,514 --> 00:02:35,315 Suggestions for birthweek 37 00:02:35,350 --> 00:02:37,851 Presents for Trina. 38 00:02:37,885 --> 00:02:38,752 Okay. 39 00:02:38,786 --> 00:02:41,221 Andre, start us off. 40 00:02:41,255 --> 00:02:44,391 Cheese. 41 00:02:44,425 --> 00:02:47,060 Let's not do cheese. 42 00:02:47,095 --> 00:02:48,128 Robbie? 43 00:02:48,162 --> 00:02:52,799 Lotion or various lotions. 44 00:02:52,834 --> 00:02:53,333 Gross. 45 00:02:53,368 --> 00:02:54,001 Cat? 46 00:02:54,035 --> 00:02:55,602 Well, for my last birthday, 47 00:02:55,637 --> 00:02:56,336 I thought my parents 48 00:02:56,371 --> 00:02:57,337 Were gonna get me a bike. 49 00:02:57,372 --> 00:02:58,305 But when I got home from school, 50 00:02:58,339 --> 00:02:59,306 My brother was trying to cut off 51 00:02:59,340 --> 00:02:59,840 His hair. 52 00:02:59,874 --> 00:03:00,874 So my mom started yelling at... 53 00:03:00,908 --> 00:03:01,642 Jade. 54 00:03:01,676 --> 00:03:02,776 Yeah? 55 00:03:02,810 --> 00:03:04,311 What should I get Trina? 56 00:03:04,345 --> 00:03:06,513 Talent. 57 00:03:06,514 --> 00:03:09,416 Oh, Jade is so pretty. 58 00:03:09,450 --> 00:03:13,286 3, 2, 1. 59 00:03:13,321 --> 00:03:14,921 Does anyone have a good idea 60 00:03:14,956 --> 00:03:16,356 About a present for Trina? 61 00:03:16,391 --> 00:03:19,826 You people give me a rash. 62 00:03:19,861 --> 00:03:22,629 What kind of rash? 63 00:03:25,600 --> 00:03:26,299 It's my grandmother again. 64 00:03:26,334 --> 00:03:27,968 Who else would call you? 65 00:03:29,370 --> 00:03:31,204 Hi, Mammaw. 66 00:03:31,239 --> 00:03:34,141 Uch, another computer problem? 67 00:03:34,175 --> 00:03:35,308 No, Mammaw. 68 00:03:35,343 --> 00:03:37,044 I was not being sarcastic. 69 00:03:37,078 --> 00:03:38,512 Mammaw, don't...what? 70 00:03:38,546 --> 00:03:40,981 Mammaw, don't hang up on me. 71 00:03:41,015 --> 00:03:41,682 What's your grandmother 72 00:03:41,716 --> 00:03:42,516 Bugging about? 73 00:03:43,484 --> 00:03:44,685 She bought a stupid computer 74 00:03:44,719 --> 00:03:45,352 And she can't figure out 75 00:03:45,386 --> 00:03:46,219 How to work it, 76 00:03:46,254 --> 00:03:46,787 So she calls me 77 00:03:46,821 --> 00:03:47,854 Like every four minutes 78 00:03:47,889 --> 00:03:49,356 For tech support. 79 00:03:49,390 --> 00:03:50,824 Oh, that's cute. 80 00:03:50,858 --> 00:03:51,758 It's not cute. 81 00:03:51,793 --> 00:03:52,592 I was at her house 82 00:03:52,627 --> 00:03:53,994 For three hours last night 83 00:03:54,028 --> 00:03:54,761 And I have to go back again 84 00:03:54,796 --> 00:03:56,196 Tonight. 85 00:03:56,230 --> 00:03:57,230 Oh, will one of you come 86 00:03:57,265 --> 00:03:58,165 With me? 87 00:03:58,199 --> 00:03:59,733 Sure, I love old people. 88 00:03:59,767 --> 00:04:00,901 It's so cute how they shake 89 00:04:00,935 --> 00:04:04,071 When they pour their juice. 90 00:04:04,105 --> 00:04:04,905 You know what 91 00:04:04,939 --> 00:04:06,006 That makes me think of? 92 00:04:06,040 --> 00:04:06,540 What? 93 00:04:06,574 --> 00:04:08,175 Nothing. 94 00:04:08,209 --> 00:04:09,142 Now what am I gonna get Trina 95 00:04:09,177 --> 00:04:11,712 For her birthweek? 96 00:04:11,746 --> 00:04:12,446 How about a bobblehead 97 00:04:12,480 --> 00:04:16,750 That looks like me? 98 00:04:16,784 --> 00:04:17,451 My dad's a cop. 99 00:04:17,485 --> 00:04:19,486 Moving on. 100 00:04:23,725 --> 00:04:24,958 All right. 101 00:04:24,992 --> 00:04:26,293 Before I take you in there, 102 00:04:26,327 --> 00:04:27,461 I should warn you. 103 00:04:27,495 --> 00:04:28,328 About? 104 00:04:28,362 --> 00:04:29,396 My grandmother. 105 00:04:29,430 --> 00:04:31,832 She can be critical. 106 00:04:31,866 --> 00:04:32,466 That's okay. 107 00:04:32,500 --> 00:04:34,801 I take criticism really well. 108 00:04:34,836 --> 00:04:35,836 No, you don't. 109 00:04:35,870 --> 00:04:37,170 What's that suppose to mean? 110 00:04:37,205 --> 00:04:38,038 Just that you don't take 111 00:04:38,072 --> 00:04:39,339 Criticism very well. 112 00:04:39,373 --> 00:04:40,107 Why don't you just kick me 113 00:04:40,141 --> 00:04:42,309 In the face? 114 00:04:42,343 --> 00:04:42,909 I'm sorry. 115 00:04:42,944 --> 00:04:43,777 I take it back. 116 00:04:43,811 --> 00:04:48,648 Okay. 117 00:04:48,683 --> 00:04:52,052 I have a gun. 118 00:04:52,086 --> 00:04:55,922 Mammaw, it's Robbie. 119 00:04:55,957 --> 00:04:56,423 Hello, Robbie. 120 00:04:56,457 --> 00:04:58,959 Hi, Mammaw. 121 00:04:58,993 --> 00:05:00,127 This is my friend, Cat. 122 00:05:00,161 --> 00:05:00,660 Nice to meet you, 123 00:05:00,695 --> 00:05:01,561 Mrs. Shapiro. 124 00:05:01,596 --> 00:05:02,596 You too, sweetheart. 125 00:05:02,630 --> 00:05:04,030 You're so pretty. 126 00:05:04,065 --> 00:05:04,664 Come in. 127 00:05:04,699 --> 00:05:06,733 Come in. 128 00:05:06,768 --> 00:05:08,135 She's your girlfriend? 129 00:05:08,169 --> 00:05:08,969 No. 130 00:05:09,003 --> 00:05:09,369 Good. 131 00:05:09,403 --> 00:05:12,706 You can do better. 132 00:05:22,850 --> 00:05:24,017 Are you ready for this? 133 00:05:24,051 --> 00:05:24,818 I don't know. 134 00:05:24,852 --> 00:05:27,120 I can't see. 135 00:05:27,155 --> 00:05:30,056 Look it. 136 00:05:30,091 --> 00:05:30,924 Shoes? 137 00:05:30,958 --> 00:05:32,325 Boots. 138 00:05:32,360 --> 00:05:34,127 Fazzini boots. 139 00:05:35,897 --> 00:05:36,663 Trina has been dying 140 00:05:36,697 --> 00:05:37,030 For these. 141 00:05:37,064 --> 00:05:37,430 I had to go 142 00:05:37,465 --> 00:05:38,298 To 11 different stores 143 00:05:38,332 --> 00:05:38,899 Before I could... 144 00:05:38,933 --> 00:05:41,301 Hello. 145 00:05:41,335 --> 00:05:42,202 Hey. 146 00:05:42,236 --> 00:05:43,436 What's up, Trina? 147 00:05:43,471 --> 00:05:44,004 Okay. 148 00:05:44,038 --> 00:05:45,705 What has two thumbs 149 00:05:45,740 --> 00:05:46,306 And is already having 150 00:05:46,340 --> 00:05:49,142 A fantastic birthweek? 151 00:05:49,177 --> 00:05:52,412 This girl. 152 00:05:52,446 --> 00:05:55,515 Check out my kicks. 153 00:05:55,550 --> 00:05:57,617 Fazzini boots. 154 00:05:57,652 --> 00:06:01,388 Got 'em at simone's on sale. 155 00:06:02,323 --> 00:06:03,456 Oh, don't be sad. 156 00:06:03,491 --> 00:06:04,391 You could borrow 'em, 157 00:06:04,425 --> 00:06:07,294 After I'm dead. 158 00:06:07,328 --> 00:06:09,696 Mom, I got fazzini boots. 159 00:06:09,730 --> 00:06:12,933 Mom. Mom! 160 00:06:12,967 --> 00:06:14,067 You're gonna have to come up 161 00:06:14,101 --> 00:06:14,901 With another present. 162 00:06:14,936 --> 00:06:17,337 I know that. 163 00:06:17,371 --> 00:06:18,071 Got a cheese guy 164 00:06:18,105 --> 00:06:18,772 That could put together... 165 00:06:18,806 --> 00:06:22,375 I'm not giving her cheese. 166 00:06:22,410 --> 00:06:23,243 Maybe I should just give up 167 00:06:23,277 --> 00:06:23,777 And accept the fact 168 00:06:23,811 --> 00:06:24,444 That I'm not gonna find 169 00:06:24,478 --> 00:06:25,111 Anything good 170 00:06:25,146 --> 00:06:25,846 And Trina is gonna hate me 171 00:06:25,880 --> 00:06:27,681 For the next six months. 172 00:06:27,715 --> 00:06:28,281 I can't believe 173 00:06:28,316 --> 00:06:30,483 You hit me in the head. 174 00:06:30,518 --> 00:06:32,118 Help me. 175 00:06:32,153 --> 00:06:34,287 All right. 176 00:06:34,322 --> 00:06:35,755 How about a song? 177 00:06:35,790 --> 00:06:36,623 A song, 178 00:06:36,657 --> 00:06:37,557 As a present for Trina? 179 00:06:37,592 --> 00:06:38,725 Yeah. 180 00:06:38,759 --> 00:06:39,292 You can write it, 181 00:06:39,327 --> 00:06:40,393 Perform it yourself, 182 00:06:40,428 --> 00:06:41,995 You know, do it up real big. 183 00:06:42,029 --> 00:06:43,496 That's not bad. 184 00:06:43,531 --> 00:06:44,831 That is...I don't know how 185 00:06:44,866 --> 00:06:47,734 To write a song. 186 00:06:47,768 --> 00:06:49,469 Think, what has two thumbs 187 00:06:49,503 --> 00:06:50,303 And knows how to help a friend 188 00:06:50,338 --> 00:06:52,505 Write a song? 189 00:06:52,540 --> 00:06:56,509 This guy. 190 00:06:59,814 --> 00:07:01,748 No. No. No. No. No. No. 191 00:07:01,782 --> 00:07:03,383 You just...you just click 192 00:07:03,417 --> 00:07:04,751 On that little square 193 00:07:04,785 --> 00:07:05,585 In the upper right corner 194 00:07:05,620 --> 00:07:06,820 To open a window. 195 00:07:06,854 --> 00:07:07,354 I don't want 196 00:07:07,388 --> 00:07:08,221 To open a window. 197 00:07:08,256 --> 00:07:11,524 It's already too cold in here. 198 00:07:11,559 --> 00:07:12,959 That's not what I meant. 199 00:07:12,994 --> 00:07:15,295 Maury, turn up the heat. 200 00:07:15,329 --> 00:07:17,230 No. 201 00:07:17,265 --> 00:07:18,231 Mammaw, a window 202 00:07:18,266 --> 00:07:19,232 Is just this little... 203 00:07:19,267 --> 00:07:20,100 Why did you do that 204 00:07:20,134 --> 00:07:22,068 To your hair? 205 00:07:22,103 --> 00:07:22,702 What? 206 00:07:22,737 --> 00:07:24,037 You mean the color? 207 00:07:24,071 --> 00:07:25,739 Do you hate your mother? 208 00:07:25,773 --> 00:07:27,841 I love my mother. 209 00:07:27,875 --> 00:07:28,975 So how do I e-Mail this 210 00:07:29,010 --> 00:07:31,011 To my doctor? 211 00:07:31,045 --> 00:07:32,012 E-Mail? 212 00:07:32,046 --> 00:07:32,479 Those are your 213 00:07:32,513 --> 00:07:33,847 System preferences. 214 00:07:33,881 --> 00:07:35,115 Why would you e-Mail a doctor 215 00:07:35,149 --> 00:07:37,150 Your system preferences? 216 00:07:37,184 --> 00:07:38,151 Maury, 217 00:07:38,185 --> 00:07:40,587 Robbie is screaming at me. 218 00:07:40,621 --> 00:07:41,721 I'm hungry. 219 00:07:41,756 --> 00:07:44,291 Turn up the heat. 220 00:07:44,325 --> 00:07:46,693 No. 221 00:07:46,727 --> 00:07:53,600 Why does he do that to me? 222 00:07:53,634 --> 00:07:56,303 Okay, how about this? 223 00:08:09,517 --> 00:08:10,417 I love that. 224 00:08:10,451 --> 00:08:10,951 But you really think 225 00:08:10,985 --> 00:08:11,584 We're gonna be able 226 00:08:11,619 --> 00:08:12,552 To have a whole song ready 227 00:08:12,586 --> 00:08:13,687 By Trina's birthday? 228 00:08:13,721 --> 00:08:14,654 No worries. 229 00:08:14,689 --> 00:08:15,121 And I'll get 230 00:08:15,156 --> 00:08:16,022 A banging band here, 231 00:08:16,057 --> 00:08:17,691 Some girls to back you up, 232 00:08:17,725 --> 00:08:19,726 Lights, it'll be the chiz. 233 00:08:19,760 --> 00:08:21,628 What is chiz anyway? 234 00:08:21,662 --> 00:08:22,228 I think 235 00:08:22,263 --> 00:08:25,231 It's a german sausage. 236 00:08:25,266 --> 00:08:26,599 Let's get back to the lyrics. 237 00:08:26,634 --> 00:08:28,234 No. I can't write lyrics. 238 00:08:28,269 --> 00:08:28,835 Just play more stuff 239 00:08:28,869 --> 00:08:30,770 On your thingy. 240 00:08:30,805 --> 00:08:31,338 I'll help you. 241 00:08:31,372 --> 00:08:31,905 Just tell me some 242 00:08:31,939 --> 00:08:32,806 Of your favorite things 243 00:08:32,840 --> 00:08:37,510 About Trina. 244 00:08:37,545 --> 00:08:38,645 I said tell me some of your... 245 00:08:38,679 --> 00:08:41,581 I heard you. 246 00:08:41,615 --> 00:08:43,249 Come on, dig deep. 247 00:08:43,284 --> 00:08:45,652 Okay. Okay. 248 00:08:45,686 --> 00:08:46,252 Oh, how about 249 00:08:46,287 --> 00:08:47,287 She's the whole reason 250 00:08:47,321 --> 00:08:48,855 Why I got in to hollywood arts? 251 00:08:48,889 --> 00:08:50,090 Now you're digging. 252 00:08:50,124 --> 00:08:52,525 Yay, I'm diggy. 253 00:08:52,560 --> 00:08:52,959 All right. 254 00:08:52,994 --> 00:08:54,361 Now, when you think of Trina, 255 00:08:54,395 --> 00:08:54,995 What's the first word 256 00:08:55,029 --> 00:08:56,262 That pops in your head? 257 00:08:56,297 --> 00:08:58,098 Crazy. 258 00:08:58,132 --> 00:08:58,865 Crazy. 259 00:08:58,899 --> 00:08:59,899 But, I love her. 260 00:08:59,934 --> 00:09:00,433 Have you told her 261 00:09:00,468 --> 00:09:01,368 That lately? 262 00:09:01,402 --> 00:09:02,202 No. 263 00:09:02,236 --> 00:09:03,203 Wait, are you sure this stuff 264 00:09:03,237 --> 00:09:05,005 Is gonna help us write a song? 265 00:09:05,039 --> 00:09:09,209 Let's see. 266 00:09:20,988 --> 00:09:23,223 You're good. 267 00:09:35,336 --> 00:09:36,369 I'm home. 268 00:09:36,404 --> 00:09:41,241 Happy birthweek. 269 00:09:41,275 --> 00:09:42,409 Mom. 270 00:09:42,443 --> 00:09:43,810 Oh, dad. 271 00:09:43,844 --> 00:09:45,645 ...make a wish. 272 00:09:45,679 --> 00:09:48,715 Okay. 273 00:09:50,518 --> 00:09:51,418 Where's Tori? 274 00:09:51,452 --> 00:09:52,986 Oh, over there. 275 00:09:53,020 --> 00:09:54,454 With a special surprise. 276 00:09:54,488 --> 00:09:59,359 Whoa. Hey. 277 00:09:59,393 --> 00:10:02,028 You're gonna love it. 278 00:10:02,063 --> 00:10:03,663 What is going on? 279 00:10:03,697 --> 00:10:08,668 Just relax. 280 00:12:34,815 --> 00:12:36,482 Happy birthweek, Trina. 281 00:12:36,517 --> 00:12:38,017 Thanks. 282 00:12:38,052 --> 00:12:41,521 So where is my present? 283 00:12:49,231 --> 00:12:50,331 Are you kidding me? 284 00:12:50,366 --> 00:12:50,865 No. 285 00:12:50,900 --> 00:12:53,168 Where's my birthweek present? 286 00:12:53,202 --> 00:12:54,435 Mom, dad, 287 00:12:54,470 --> 00:12:55,103 Could you please take Andre 288 00:12:55,137 --> 00:12:56,271 And everyone outside? 289 00:12:56,305 --> 00:12:58,973 But it's raining. 290 00:12:59,008 --> 00:13:00,441 Here's an umbrella. 291 00:13:00,476 --> 00:13:04,979 This way, everyone. 292 00:13:05,014 --> 00:13:06,281 Don't break anything. 293 00:13:06,315 --> 00:13:10,952 No promises. 294 00:13:10,986 --> 00:13:13,688 The song was your present. 295 00:13:13,722 --> 00:13:15,857 How much did it cost? 296 00:13:15,891 --> 00:13:17,358 It didn't cost money. 297 00:13:17,393 --> 00:13:19,427 Then it's not a present. 298 00:13:19,461 --> 00:13:21,563 Oh, you're unbelievable. 299 00:13:21,597 --> 00:13:22,330 I'm not the one 300 00:13:22,364 --> 00:13:23,164 Who didn't get her sister 301 00:13:23,199 --> 00:13:25,133 A present for her birthweek. 302 00:13:25,167 --> 00:13:26,834 I wrote a song for you. 303 00:13:26,869 --> 00:13:27,969 I rehearsed it. 304 00:13:28,003 --> 00:13:28,403 The people, 305 00:13:28,437 --> 00:13:29,971 I performed it for you. 306 00:13:30,005 --> 00:13:30,638 Yeah, I think 307 00:13:30,673 --> 00:13:31,239 You were a little flat 308 00:13:31,273 --> 00:13:33,107 On that last chorus. 309 00:13:33,142 --> 00:13:34,509 Ah, can't hit your sister 310 00:13:34,543 --> 00:13:36,978 During her birthweek. 311 00:13:39,748 --> 00:13:45,119 That's a cool watch. 312 00:13:45,154 --> 00:13:46,087 I can't believe 313 00:13:46,121 --> 00:13:46,921 That you're not deep enough 314 00:13:46,956 --> 00:13:47,555 To appreciate a gift 315 00:13:47,590 --> 00:13:49,090 That totally came from my heart. 316 00:13:49,124 --> 00:13:50,525 A song is not a gift. 317 00:13:50,559 --> 00:13:52,860 It is too. 318 00:13:52,895 --> 00:13:54,562 Can I wear a song? No. 319 00:13:54,597 --> 00:13:55,863 Can I eat a song? No. 320 00:13:55,898 --> 00:13:56,598 Can I flaunt a song 321 00:13:56,632 --> 00:13:57,565 And make anyone jealous? 322 00:13:57,600 --> 00:13:59,801 No. You failed. 323 00:13:59,835 --> 00:14:01,536 Here. I am so sorry 324 00:14:01,570 --> 00:14:04,105 This is all I got you. 325 00:14:04,139 --> 00:14:04,872 What is this? 326 00:14:04,907 --> 00:14:05,373 A flash drive 327 00:14:05,407 --> 00:14:06,708 With the song on it. 328 00:14:06,742 --> 00:14:07,742 How many gigs? 329 00:14:07,776 --> 00:14:09,410 I don't know. Eight? 330 00:14:09,445 --> 00:14:11,913 Kinda small. 331 00:14:14,450 --> 00:14:15,483 But the most surprising part 332 00:14:15,517 --> 00:14:16,117 Of the play 333 00:14:16,151 --> 00:14:16,751 Happened at the end 334 00:14:16,785 --> 00:14:17,385 When the monster 335 00:14:17,419 --> 00:14:18,620 Gouged out pricilla's eyes, 336 00:14:18,654 --> 00:14:19,654 Which, for whatever reason, 337 00:14:19,688 --> 00:14:24,225 I found really funny. Questions? 338 00:14:24,260 --> 00:14:25,627 I have two questions. 339 00:14:25,661 --> 00:14:26,294 Okay, no questions. 340 00:14:26,328 --> 00:14:28,396 Great, I'm done. 341 00:14:28,430 --> 00:14:29,764 Thank you, Jade, 342 00:14:29,798 --> 00:14:32,500 For that disturbing report. 343 00:14:32,534 --> 00:14:35,069 Robbie, you're up. 344 00:14:35,104 --> 00:14:41,809 Right. 345 00:14:41,844 --> 00:14:42,810 Hello, everybody. 346 00:14:42,845 --> 00:14:46,080 Hi. 347 00:14:46,115 --> 00:14:50,184 My report is on vaudeville. 348 00:14:50,219 --> 00:14:52,387 Now, if you all look at... 349 00:14:52,421 --> 00:14:54,889 Oh, my God. 350 00:14:54,923 --> 00:14:56,090 Your grandmother 351 00:14:56,125 --> 00:14:57,692 Wants to chat. 352 00:14:57,726 --> 00:14:59,894 Robbie, Robbie, 353 00:14:59,928 --> 00:15:02,096 Can you see me now? 354 00:15:02,131 --> 00:15:03,665 Hi, Mammaw. 355 00:15:03,699 --> 00:15:04,299 Is this important? 356 00:15:04,333 --> 00:15:05,166 'Cause I'm kinda in the middle 357 00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:05,433 Of... 358 00:15:05,467 --> 00:15:08,202 How do I open the internet? 359 00:15:08,237 --> 00:15:09,270 Grandma, grandma, 360 00:15:09,305 --> 00:15:10,571 You're on the internet. 361 00:15:10,606 --> 00:15:11,773 We couldn't be video-Chatting 362 00:15:11,807 --> 00:15:12,440 If you weren't on... 363 00:15:12,474 --> 00:15:13,308 Hey, Robbie, 364 00:15:13,342 --> 00:15:15,109 I see your puppet. 365 00:15:15,144 --> 00:15:16,978 Are you still taking your puppet 366 00:15:17,012 --> 00:15:18,346 To school? 367 00:15:18,380 --> 00:15:20,014 Rex is not a puppet. 368 00:15:20,049 --> 00:15:21,783 Maury, Robbie still plays 369 00:15:21,817 --> 00:15:23,985 With his puppet. 370 00:15:24,019 --> 00:15:26,421 I'm in the bathroom. 371 00:15:26,455 --> 00:15:27,922 Doing what? 372 00:15:30,192 --> 00:15:34,896 Robbie, Robbie, Robbie. 373 00:15:44,239 --> 00:15:46,274 Hey, Vega! 374 00:15:46,308 --> 00:15:47,508 Tori. 375 00:15:47,543 --> 00:15:48,376 What? 376 00:15:48,410 --> 00:15:48,943 Try this coffee 377 00:15:48,977 --> 00:15:54,682 And tell me what it tastes like. 378 00:15:54,717 --> 00:15:55,450 Hazelnut? 379 00:15:55,484 --> 00:15:56,017 I don't know. 380 00:15:56,051 --> 00:16:01,089 I found it in the garbage. 381 00:16:01,123 --> 00:16:02,090 Hey, Tori. 382 00:16:02,124 --> 00:16:03,157 Hey, Tori's friend. 383 00:16:03,192 --> 00:16:03,658 No, 384 00:16:03,692 --> 00:16:06,594 I'm not really her friend. 385 00:16:06,628 --> 00:16:07,895 So listen... 386 00:16:07,930 --> 00:16:09,330 I'm not buying you a present. 387 00:16:09,365 --> 00:16:11,799 Ah, you already did. 388 00:16:11,834 --> 00:16:13,234 This hat. 389 00:16:13,268 --> 00:16:14,369 I didn't buy you that hat. 390 00:16:14,403 --> 00:16:15,837 Did too. 391 00:16:15,871 --> 00:16:17,538 Well, indirectly. 392 00:16:17,573 --> 00:16:18,906 See, I sold the song 393 00:16:18,941 --> 00:16:19,774 And used the money 394 00:16:19,808 --> 00:16:20,541 To buy the hat. 395 00:16:20,576 --> 00:16:21,709 I know most girls can't pull off 396 00:16:21,744 --> 00:16:22,343 The whole hat look, 397 00:16:22,378 --> 00:16:23,678 But my head has a perfect shape, 398 00:16:23,712 --> 00:16:24,112 You know, so... 399 00:16:25,814 --> 00:16:26,280 What do you mean 400 00:16:26,315 --> 00:16:28,316 You sold the song I gave you? 401 00:16:28,350 --> 00:16:28,983 Well, you know 402 00:16:29,017 --> 00:16:29,851 My friend molly? 403 00:16:29,885 --> 00:16:31,185 Little feet, big thighs. 404 00:16:31,220 --> 00:16:33,755 Mm-Hmm. Her uncle 405 00:16:33,789 --> 00:16:34,622 Is one of the main dudes 406 00:16:34,656 --> 00:16:35,790 At devilution records. 407 00:16:35,824 --> 00:16:37,091 I played the song for him 408 00:16:37,126 --> 00:16:39,494 And he, like, freaked over it. 409 00:16:39,528 --> 00:16:40,395 The song I sang 410 00:16:40,429 --> 00:16:41,329 For your birthday? 411 00:16:41,363 --> 00:16:41,963 Yeah. 412 00:16:41,997 --> 00:16:43,231 He gave me 500 bucks 413 00:16:43,265 --> 00:16:43,965 For the rights. 414 00:16:43,999 --> 00:16:46,634 And get this: He wants me 415 00:16:46,668 --> 00:16:48,436 To record it professionally. 416 00:16:48,470 --> 00:16:50,505 You? You're gonna sing it? 417 00:16:50,539 --> 00:16:51,072 Of course, 418 00:16:51,106 --> 00:16:52,573 He thinks it could be a hit. 419 00:16:52,608 --> 00:16:54,208 I turned your terrible present 420 00:16:54,243 --> 00:16:55,109 Into a new hat 421 00:16:55,144 --> 00:16:57,311 And a great opportunity. 422 00:16:57,346 --> 00:16:57,879 But wait, 423 00:16:57,913 --> 00:16:59,213 But, but, but, but does he know 424 00:16:59,248 --> 00:17:00,081 That I was the one 425 00:17:00,115 --> 00:17:02,083 Singing the song and not you? 426 00:17:02,117 --> 00:17:02,817 You know, 427 00:17:02,851 --> 00:17:05,453 That did not come up. 428 00:17:05,487 --> 00:17:06,087 Trina, 429 00:17:06,121 --> 00:17:07,054 How can you just do that? 430 00:17:07,089 --> 00:17:07,522 You can't... 431 00:17:07,556 --> 00:17:08,456 Got to scamper. 432 00:17:08,490 --> 00:17:09,290 Hey, are you gonna finish 433 00:17:09,324 --> 00:17:10,191 Your coffee? 434 00:17:10,225 --> 00:17:10,591 No. 435 00:17:10,626 --> 00:17:13,728 Jade found this in the... 436 00:17:13,762 --> 00:17:18,499 You can have it. 437 00:17:18,534 --> 00:17:20,001 That's right, 438 00:17:20,035 --> 00:17:26,741 Drink the garbage coffee. 439 00:17:26,775 --> 00:17:27,875 Come on. 440 00:17:27,910 --> 00:17:28,876 No. 441 00:17:28,911 --> 00:17:29,577 You said you were talking me 442 00:17:29,611 --> 00:17:31,913 To play baby golf. 443 00:17:31,947 --> 00:17:32,713 We'll only be here 444 00:17:32,748 --> 00:17:35,082 A half hour. 445 00:17:35,117 --> 00:17:35,750 But your grandmother 446 00:17:35,784 --> 00:17:36,684 Hates me. 447 00:17:36,718 --> 00:17:39,654 She doesn't hate you. 448 00:17:40,456 --> 00:17:43,424 Why did you bring that one? 449 00:17:43,459 --> 00:17:44,225 Bye. 450 00:17:44,259 --> 00:17:49,096 Stay. 451 00:17:49,131 --> 00:17:50,364 Who is this? 452 00:17:50,399 --> 00:17:51,666 Robbie, this is brenda, 453 00:17:51,700 --> 00:17:53,568 My friend rona's cousin's 454 00:17:53,602 --> 00:17:55,269 Granddaughter. 455 00:17:55,304 --> 00:17:56,070 Brenda, 456 00:17:56,104 --> 00:17:59,373 This is my grandson, Robbie. 457 00:17:59,408 --> 00:18:00,875 Hi, it's great to meet you. 458 00:18:00,909 --> 00:18:02,076 Why is she here? 459 00:18:02,110 --> 00:18:03,277 So you don't end up 460 00:18:03,312 --> 00:18:05,480 With one of those. 461 00:18:05,514 --> 00:18:06,280 I'm leaving now. 462 00:18:06,315 --> 00:18:07,849 No, you're not. 463 00:18:07,883 --> 00:18:09,617 Robbie is so smart. 464 00:18:09,651 --> 00:18:11,886 He's here to fix the internet. 465 00:18:11,920 --> 00:18:13,454 Yeah, why don't I go do that? 466 00:18:13,489 --> 00:18:14,489 Hey, what's your rush? 467 00:18:14,523 --> 00:18:15,289 Spend some time, 468 00:18:15,324 --> 00:18:17,325 Get to know brenda. 469 00:18:17,359 --> 00:18:18,826 Mammaw. 470 00:18:18,861 --> 00:18:22,430 Is that a face? 471 00:18:26,935 --> 00:18:27,969 Trina, you set? 472 00:18:28,003 --> 00:18:30,304 I am super set. 473 00:18:30,339 --> 00:18:30,771 Okay, 474 00:18:30,806 --> 00:18:32,106 Then we're gonna put one down. 475 00:18:32,140 --> 00:18:36,043 Yes, let's put one down. 476 00:18:36,078 --> 00:18:37,044 Track one. 477 00:18:37,079 --> 00:18:37,845 Playback. 478 00:19:00,969 --> 00:19:02,169 I'm not hearing any music 479 00:19:02,204 --> 00:19:03,170 Anymore. 480 00:19:03,205 --> 00:19:05,072 Uh, yeah, your vocal, 481 00:19:05,107 --> 00:19:06,073 You're not sounding like you did 482 00:19:06,108 --> 00:19:06,674 On the live demo 483 00:19:06,708 --> 00:19:07,608 You played for me. 484 00:19:07,643 --> 00:19:09,677 Oh, right. 485 00:19:09,711 --> 00:19:10,278 I was just trying it 486 00:19:10,312 --> 00:19:11,245 A different way. 487 00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:11,946 Oh, okay. 488 00:19:11,980 --> 00:19:12,980 Well, why don't you just try 489 00:19:13,015 --> 00:19:13,714 Singing it like you did 490 00:19:13,749 --> 00:19:15,249 On the demo? 491 00:19:15,284 --> 00:19:15,950 Yes, sir. 492 00:19:15,984 --> 00:19:17,151 No problemo. 493 00:19:17,185 --> 00:19:18,753 Great, great. 494 00:19:18,787 --> 00:19:20,354 Let's go again. 495 00:19:20,389 --> 00:19:21,589 Take two. 496 00:19:34,770 --> 00:19:35,469 Can't you make her sound 497 00:19:35,504 --> 00:19:36,404 Better? 498 00:19:36,438 --> 00:19:40,708 Yup. 499 00:19:40,742 --> 00:19:42,310 You just turned off her mic. 500 00:19:44,980 --> 00:19:46,113 Sound better? 501 00:19:46,148 --> 00:19:56,724 Yeah. 502 00:19:56,758 --> 00:19:58,092 A girl doesn't dye her hair 503 00:19:58,126 --> 00:19:59,126 That color unless 504 00:19:59,161 --> 00:20:01,362 She has psychological problems. 505 00:20:01,396 --> 00:20:01,996 My hair color 506 00:20:02,030 --> 00:20:02,863 Has nothing to do 507 00:20:02,898 --> 00:20:04,532 With my psychological problems. 508 00:20:04,566 --> 00:20:05,199 Don't you use 509 00:20:05,233 --> 00:20:07,168 That tone with me, young lady. 510 00:20:07,202 --> 00:20:07,668 Well, you said 511 00:20:07,703 --> 00:20:08,803 A bunch of mean things to me. 512 00:20:08,837 --> 00:20:09,770 My mom thinks it's funny. 513 00:20:09,805 --> 00:20:10,371 Why would your mother 514 00:20:10,405 --> 00:20:11,806 Allow that. 515 00:20:11,840 --> 00:20:13,040 Over my dead body, would I let 516 00:20:13,075 --> 00:20:13,908 My grandson ever marry... 517 00:20:13,942 --> 00:20:16,510 We're just friends. 518 00:20:16,545 --> 00:20:17,011 No, no, no. 519 00:20:17,045 --> 00:20:18,679 Oh, this is bad news. 520 00:20:18,714 --> 00:20:20,181 Oh, no. 521 00:20:20,215 --> 00:20:21,148 What? 522 00:20:21,183 --> 00:20:22,917 What's wrong, sweetheart? 523 00:20:22,951 --> 00:20:25,453 They canceled the internet. 524 00:20:26,355 --> 00:20:29,590 Yeah, look. 525 00:20:29,625 --> 00:20:30,558 You know, bad economy, 526 00:20:30,592 --> 00:20:31,292 Low ratings, 527 00:20:31,326 --> 00:20:32,493 They just cancelled 528 00:20:32,527 --> 00:20:33,661 The whole internet. 529 00:20:33,695 --> 00:20:34,328 It says right there 530 00:20:34,363 --> 00:20:35,363 On the screen. 531 00:20:35,397 --> 00:20:38,633 Aww, that's too bad. 532 00:20:38,667 --> 00:20:39,800 That's terrible. 533 00:20:39,835 --> 00:20:41,569 Yeah, it's a tragedy. 534 00:20:41,603 --> 00:20:42,169 Bye, Mammaw. 535 00:20:42,204 --> 00:20:43,904 Let's go, Cat. 536 00:20:43,939 --> 00:20:45,439 Hey, wait, Robbie. 537 00:20:45,474 --> 00:20:47,108 I made you a chicken. 538 00:20:47,142 --> 00:20:47,975 Give it to brenda. 539 00:20:48,010 --> 00:20:50,945 Bye. 540 00:21:03,125 --> 00:21:07,561 Oh, no! Oh, no, no. 541 00:21:07,596 --> 00:21:08,562 What happened? 542 00:21:08,597 --> 00:21:09,263 I was feeling that one. 543 00:21:09,297 --> 00:21:11,866 You weren't feeling it? 544 00:21:11,900 --> 00:21:13,167 Okay, what up? 545 00:21:13,201 --> 00:21:13,668 Oh, you want me 546 00:21:13,702 --> 00:21:14,502 To sing louder? 547 00:21:14,536 --> 00:21:17,204 No. That live demo 548 00:21:17,239 --> 00:21:18,072 You played for me, 549 00:21:18,106 --> 00:21:18,739 How come you can't sing 550 00:21:18,774 --> 00:21:20,107 Like that now? 551 00:21:20,142 --> 00:21:22,376 Well... 552 00:21:22,411 --> 00:21:22,977 Are you the singer 553 00:21:23,011 --> 00:21:24,445 On the demo or not? 554 00:21:24,479 --> 00:21:27,114 I'm genetically similar 555 00:21:27,149 --> 00:21:29,250 To that singer. 556 00:21:29,284 --> 00:21:30,084 All right, that's it. 557 00:21:30,118 --> 00:21:30,851 I'm pulling the plug on this. 558 00:21:30,886 --> 00:21:31,318 No, no, wait. 559 00:21:31,353 --> 00:21:32,219 Hey, pull the plug, man. 560 00:21:32,254 --> 00:21:32,853 We're going home. 561 00:21:32,888 --> 00:21:34,255 Just wait a second. 562 00:21:34,289 --> 00:21:36,057 Let me fix this. 563 00:21:36,091 --> 00:21:40,461 How? 564 00:21:40,495 --> 00:21:41,162 What...who are you gonna call? 565 00:21:41,196 --> 00:21:43,130 Just shush. 566 00:21:52,641 --> 00:21:54,075 She killing it or what? 567 00:21:54,109 --> 00:21:55,509 She's fantastic. 568 00:22:03,018 --> 00:22:04,085 Can I have a coffee? 569 00:22:04,119 --> 00:22:07,221 No. 570 00:22:07,255 --> 00:22:10,958 It's not good. 571 00:22:10,992 --> 00:22:13,194 It's so good. 572 00:22:13,228 --> 00:22:14,962 Bring it down. 573 00:22:14,996 --> 00:22:18,466 Yeah. 574 00:22:18,500 --> 00:22:20,935 What? Shut up. 575 00:22:20,969 --> 00:22:22,970 Don't play with me, man. 576 00:22:23,004 --> 00:22:24,739 Are you serious? 577 00:22:24,773 --> 00:22:26,974 Okay, we're on our way. 578 00:22:27,008 --> 00:22:28,075 Cut it, cut it. 579 00:22:28,110 --> 00:22:28,709 We're in the middle 580 00:22:28,744 --> 00:22:29,276 Of a take. 581 00:22:29,311 --> 00:22:31,145 Cut the session, man. 582 00:22:31,179 --> 00:22:32,046 What happened? 583 00:22:32,080 --> 00:22:34,048 Are we taking a break? 584 00:22:34,082 --> 00:22:35,382 That was jesse. 585 00:22:35,417 --> 00:22:36,283 He played the song for Beyonce 586 00:22:36,318 --> 00:22:37,618 And she went nuts over it. 587 00:22:37,652 --> 00:22:38,285 Shut up. 588 00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:39,220 She might wanna record it. 589 00:22:39,254 --> 00:22:40,054 Beyonce? 590 00:22:40,088 --> 00:22:41,055 He's with her right now. 591 00:22:41,089 --> 00:22:42,289 Oh, my God! 592 00:22:42,324 --> 00:22:43,557 What's happening out there? 593 00:22:43,592 --> 00:22:44,625 Beyonce likes our song? 594 00:22:44,659 --> 00:22:45,760 My song. 595 00:22:45,794 --> 00:22:48,195 Best 500 bucks I ever spent. 596 00:22:48,196 --> 00:22:49,063 Hello? 597 00:22:49,097 --> 00:22:50,164 Come on, man. 598 00:22:50,198 --> 00:22:51,465 Let's go meet Beyonce. 599 00:22:51,500 --> 00:22:52,433 Can I come? 600 00:22:52,467 --> 00:22:54,068 No. 601 00:22:54,102 --> 00:22:54,635 But I wanna meet... 602 00:22:54,669 --> 00:22:56,737 Aren't you gonna...yo. 603 00:22:56,772 --> 00:22:59,774 Really? The lights. 604 00:22:59,808 --> 00:23:01,208 Guys. 605 00:23:05,377 --> 00:23:06,477 Going to the slap.com 606 00:23:06,511 --> 00:23:07,711 Is like... 607 00:23:07,746 --> 00:23:09,113 It's a slap. 608 00:23:09,147 --> 00:23:10,147 ...a wonderful bowl 609 00:23:10,181 --> 00:23:12,349 Of hot fresh milk. 610 00:23:12,384 --> 00:23:15,019 The slap.com. 611 00:23:15,053 --> 00:23:16,587 It's like being slapped 612 00:23:16,621 --> 00:23:18,222 By the internet. 613 00:23:18,256 --> 00:23:19,223 Okay. 614 00:23:19,257 --> 00:23:22,593 No, that's disturbing. 615 00:23:23,461 --> 00:23:25,564 Can I get a rubber band? 616 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:37,000 Sync by fant0m www.addic7ed.com